This is who I really am

irantbecauseicanblog:

I don’t understand bumper stickers. Yes, I am all for the ‘support our troops’ or ‘breast cancer awareness’ or ‘pride’ ribbons. But bumper stickers? Seriously? Why not just stick a big sign on your back saying ‘I’m an ignorant douchebag’? Or better yet ‘I’m an attention seeking, desperate bitch’?…

Apparently its easy to say something is yours when you stole it from someone else. No one likes a cocky bitch.

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

Totally owning the fact that I’m a bitch. And loving every minute of not giving a shit :)

Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read. I would read them together with you, as many as I can, before I die.
Will Herondale - Clockwork Princess - Cassandra Clare (via josiemac28713)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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